Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”

Sep 01 23:06 with 4,220 notes


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